Tuesday, January 31, 2023

REVISITED: RATE MY PLATE


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Rate My Plate is an online community of members that like to share, via photographs and comments. whatever is on their dinner plate. The group has over 500,000 members.

Below are selected recent pics, headings and comments from the Facebook page at:
https://www.facebook.com/RateMyPlateNow/

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Full English by Kaz



Very tidy๐Ÿ˜‰Personally I'm a fried egg, bread and butter not toast and less well done bacon kinda gal but I wouldn't turn my nose up, especially like the tinned tomato option.

yep, fried bread & bread n butter every time

This is a 10/10 breakfast

Halve the mushrooms, double the bacon, but beyond this difficult to fault.

Assuming we ignore the glaring elephant in the room - hash browns ๐Ÿ™

Seems the sosigs was an after thought 

I’m don’t know how’ you’d eat all that food but looks banging! I’d want a 5 hour nap 

Bacon too crispy for me, beans touching tomatoes, omelette instead of a fried or poached egg, sausages that look distinctly like Linda McCartney's, and frozen hash browns... overall, not my preferred options but I'd still smash it ๐Ÿ˜‚

The only thing wrong with it and that is a me thing is the eggs preferred fried, but a perfick 10 out of 10 looks great

Too much food for me. Would prefer runny eggs for more flavour and not tinned tomatoes.

The maggots in the beans are a personal favourite of mine.

did someone trim their nails just before?!

Lindsey Baldwin just noticed that, what are those nail type things?

Looks good apart from the mushrooms did you do them with an acetylene torch

Looks awesome. Change the scrambled for fried eggs and drop the black pudding and I'd smash that ๐Ÿ‘
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Hangover Cure by Jonathan


I’d rather be vomiting through the hangover than eating brown sauce ๐Ÿคฎ

Brown Sauce Hits The Spot Followed By "Hair Of The Dog" ๐Ÿป

Love your glass tea cup. You know you had a good night and are hungover hem you wake up in the 70’s.

This hurts me to say this but I could actually eat that ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ข

Fries and cola!! Water, sugar, caffeine, and grease. Best hangover cure.

I love brown sauce on bacon and sausages, tomato on fish and chips

Best thing I can say about this is… Nice photography skills
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Full English by Matt


Should have taken the photo before you blew your nose in the beans Matt.

Looks good, and best of all no bloody hash browns. ๐Ÿ‘Œ

I’m against the pretentious use of ramekin for beans. Everyone knows you should use the sausages as breakwaters against the bean juice.

Use crispy bacon for the anti bean juice Wall. Nothing worse than bean juice in your fried egg.

That egg looks great, I love a crispy egg skirt ๐Ÿ˜‹

That looks really good, lose the egg, add more bacon and sausage. Perfect!!

It did look amazing - until somebody mowed the grass and it blew all over it

What is it with beans in nearly every meal?? The methane level over there must be astronomical!

Get your facts right! We don't eat them with nearly every meal. I have them once or twice a month! I have a fry up maybe once a month, maybe less! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ

Well done Matt! That looks really nice and I'd have that. Ignore all negative remarks, probably made by millennials who still have mummy preparing their meals.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

On first glance, these beans look older than my great great grandparents

Oh dear what in the name of "anything" is that horrendous mess.. great for this page and well done for sweeping it up off the floor

I wondered why the beans were centre stage... then I saw the supporting cast.

Point of order Matt: just because you’ve got an air fryer, doesn’t mean you have to use it to cook everything.
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Spam & Spaggy Oops by Jasmine


That’s not cooking. This isn’t food.

You’re absolutely right. This is a gastric travesty. I mean no hotdogs in the O's?

Not enough o's in that bowl to spell noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I wouldn't eat this unless I was starving ๐Ÿ˜„

....if depression were a meal this would be it!

Bowl of pure sadness

I have never felt less like eating in my entire life

This is the best I’ve ever seen on rate my plate, a well presented healthy lunch ๐Ÿ‘ well done

Pure heaven on a plate - my staple before school. Add a fried egg and you're there! (someone once told my mother everyone should go to school on a fried breakfast - I am honestly surprised I am still here. I've been on a diet ever since I left home!)

Masterchef are missing a trick with you Jasmine. You could go far with a super nutritious meal like that! Can't wait to see what you throw up next.

The best thing about that food is the table.

Once after smoking weed the best thing i ever ate was a slice of bread with mayonaise and slices of gurkin so my question is, what did you smoke ?

I feel like throwing up looking at it!!

I think the whole dish should be called 'oops'

That plate needs an exorcism

Thank you Jasmine, I have now learned not to open Facebook right before a meal as I’ve now gone and lost any appetite I had left

Stick with the cooking Jasmine and when you get older your dishes will get much better….you’ve done really well for someone who is only 4 years old

Jasmine your well & truly a keeper, I wouldn’t like to get on wrong side of you, these all your exes tongues?
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Homemade Feesh n Cheeps by Me


Personally, I lIke the fish to chips ratio ๐Ÿ‘

That ain’t no fish! You’ve battered Lobster boys hands!!

Battered an ak47 more like

That looks tasty but personally I’d swap out a piece of fish for extra chips. ๐Ÿ‘

Very nice, especially with the mushy peas ๐Ÿคช

One day I’m going to try fish & chips with mushy peas. God willing.

Well cooked You like your fish I see ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

I find your lack of chips disturbing

A little bit more fish would be nice

Well if that's homemade...... I would say I'd run down the high street with my knickers on my head, but the world ain't ready for that either!!!!

Fess up, what's your favourite chippy called???

Never been home made in it's life frozen chips an that’s have a little fishy when the boat comes in

You're meant to cook the peas, not just defrost them - put 'em in a pan and "give peas a chance!"

A superb example of some just put in the oven skills.

I see there is no shortage of peas where you are ….
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Medium Steak with Chips by Lillian


Medium. That steak still comes when you call it by it’s name. I’m positive it’s only playing dead.

At least there's dressing on the wound ๐Ÿ˜„

Medium. a decent vet could bring it back to life lillian.

I know it's probably just pareidolia but the unhappy faces in the sauce speaks volumes...

I’m more intrigued by the PICKLE SALAD. I’ve never seen this before ๐Ÿ˜‚

That’s never seen medium. It could walk back to the field with its crispy overcoat

When the hubby said he wanted a candle-lit dinner, he didn’t mean he wanted you to cook the steak with candle, Lillian

A decent vet should have it back on it's feet I no time. Chips are medium rare though.

Medium? Its been walked through a warm room

Medium in size maybe, not in the way it is cooked.

Medium?..... That could still win Best in Show at an agricultural fair!!

Medium!? You're having a laugh! Might as well still have a pulse!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

This entire plate of food would have been more cooked under a heavy fart

Thought it was a Turkish delight

Turkish delight has pride , please do not insult it by comparing to that thing on the plate

Either cook it or release it back into the wild FFS

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