Wednesday, July 3, 2024



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Sunday Roast by Paul


That reminds me, I really need to shave my bikini area...

Is that a rendition of a Sunday Roast Paul, we'll you did try my darling,!!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Where’s the Mint Sauce?

Ok just a guess, tuna mayonnaise on the baked potato?
Take the tuna mayonnaise away and you’ve got a winner!
I have nothing against tuna mayonnaise, with lettuce or cucumber it makes a nice sandwich, but I do not like it on baked potato

A hot mess that's what it is

Roast potato fantastic but just the beans and cheese or with the presumably tuna mayo only, not both together ๐Ÿคข

Holy hell I wouldn’t want to see that in front of me. It looks like mush ๐Ÿ˜‚

Sunday roast... Tuna and beans.. where's the roast ???

That is not a good looking meal in anyone's eyes.. but I applaud your don't give a f mindset laughing ๐Ÿคฃ

Which bit did you roast? The tuna mayo???

resembles the bit of sick that arose in my throat when looking at that.

Is that before or after the stomach pump?

Oh dear did your cat/dog just throw up on your jacket potato, hope it's alright. But let's get back to the matter in hand, can't quite see the roast dinner??????

On what planet is that a roast Paul ?

Rather eat a bowl
Of my dogs food to be honest

Absolutely horrendous wtf is it looks like a pick n mix!!! From a eat all you can from a run down greasy spoon ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ vile plate of disgusting shat ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

What the hell is that looks like breakfast served in hell

Did you post the wrong picture
That potato is the only item that’s been in an oven
And by oven I mean microwave

It was probably edible before the cat was sick on the top of it.

Spatchcocked Tandoori Chicken by Jonathan

Looks like the surface of the sun.

What time can I come round???? Lol ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Indian cuisine. Always the best. Glorious.

Oh my!! I could eat the entire plateful!! Twice. At least. Looks incredibly yummy!!

I’ve literally just eaten and this is still making my mouth water!

A ring of fire awaits if you eat all those chillis

I admire the strategically crossed peppers and well placed grilled lemon to preserve modesty.

Pork Belly by Mark

My favourite dinner, looks amazing!

Hands down the best dish I have ever seen on this page. That looks absolutely incredible ๐Ÿ˜ฒ xx

If the top is crunchy then yummy.

My favourite the crackling looks delicious ๐Ÿ˜‹

Love belly pork but getting the rind crispy is an art form

Lovely and crispy, the way I like pork cooked

Looks delicious except for the grav

Steak and Chips by Siobhan

Looks good, but a little gravy or mushroom sauce would be nice.

Its called rate my plate dear not rate my local restaurant's plate.

leave out the peas and mushies, 10/10 would love to see the inside of the steak, but doesnt look dry

I'd eat that! Hey are you British? I have been trying to find out who eats peas and it seems like the British somehow enjoy them! The rest of that plate looks awesome!

That’s lovely a well cooked steak just how I like it and not running with blood

Depends on taste I like mine medium rare.

Sorry but steak too overdone for me. Looks burnt, Different strokes for different folks. Rest looks lovely.

Steak looks good ๐Ÿ‘ are they frozen chips ? ๐Ÿ˜จ

Good for advertising, but would be a real bugger to actually eat ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'd rather my steak was on the plate not a bed of peas and chips so I didn't have to rearrange everything ๐Ÿคฆ‍♀️ that is still the chef’s job might as well say come into the kitchen and plate it up.

Looks great. Want the meat pink tho but YES PLS

looks lovely but steak is far too over done for me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ x

U forgot to grill that tomato ๐Ÿ…

Also, why is the plate soo bloody small with different amounts of peas

Homemade Bengali Family Meal by Tasneem

Bengali food is unmatched ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

Looks fantastic ๐ŸคฉLove naga, hotter the better for me ๐Ÿ‘

Isn't Naga like a really spicy chili pepper

That’s mouthwatering and I bet the smell is fantastic.15/10.๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘.

The plates look fairly empty tbh, but the food looks good.

It looks delicious but I'm unable to eat spicy or hot food and presentation is amazing ๐Ÿ‘

looks absolutely amazing. I love :- Bangladeshi and Indian food! Full of flavour, spice and LOVE! 

Omg ! Can I come if I promise to do the washing up? That looks amazing

Spag Bol & Mushy Pees by Lee

Maybe try putting it all in a large Yorkshire Pudding next time you drop this culinary delight.

What monster has mushy peas with spag bol ๐Ÿ˜†

Love a good spag bowl but not with mushy peas

I like spag bol. I like mushy peas. But not together, peas and thank you!

Spaghetti Bolognese is a beautiful dish, and peas either garden or Mushy don't belong, only Parmesan cheese grated on top !!

Next time make a smiley face out of it

When your mum’s from Italy & your dad’s from Leeds ๐Ÿ˜‰

Irish flag

Breakfast by Leo

What did it look like before he ate it?

Leo, there are people you can talk to, you don’t have to go through this alone

My dog ate my pillow and has just sicked it up by Leo!

Yummy. Sweetcorn on cat sick on mashed potatoes for brekky. Food of champs ๐Ÿคข

I’m sure it looked & tasted better the 1st time you ate it

Well done with the sweetcorn though Great camouflage & will help it speed through

I’ve decided to use this photo for a weight loss plan. Every time I feel like eating I will look at this ! I can almost feel the pounds dropping already!

So that’s where the bag of cat sick I cleaned up yesterday went.

0/10, wow who hurt you. This pile of sick is without a doubt the most ridiculously disgusting thing I have seen all week. Do yourself and everyone else a favour and just give up on this cooking stuff, it's obviously never going to be your fortรจ

I hope your dog is feeling better now.

Leo is on his school holidays while mum n dad are at work

How’d the cat end up after taking it to the vet? Thoughts and prayers

Curious...what is the greyish bit?
Not curious enough to want to eat it, but this is going to wake me up at 3am with a "what on earth was that" query.

I've seen sweetcorn in my poo in better condition

That reminds me, I watched a great cyst popping video last night

Classic Jacket by Matt

That a very small fried egg!

Love a double jacket potato fajita

I used to think you can't go wrong with a classic. Now I'm having second thoughts

Wait, did we go back to 1923? That looks like a depression meals if I've ever seen one.

Cut and fry that potato in a pan, add some cheese and scrambled eggs and but it all back into that tortilla!!

The jackets look at least... reasonable, although I'd wager those were started in a microwave and then finished in an oven...... That's about as far as I can go with judging this. The tortilla is the plate, and if we're going to rate that, it's raw....

Potatoes look great but what is going on with the tortilla??

That looks like a Jackita. 2 baked potatoes in a fajita wrap, if I'm not mistaken. A timeless classic indeed.

I am sure a food bank will supply a tin of beans for the jackets and a tin of tuna to put in the wrap!! Hope this is helpful. Other than that a jacket wrap may need 14 pints of water to wash it down!

I know times are hard mate, but ffs at least wack some butter, beans or cheese on it. It looks as dry as a nuns chuff!

Is the tortilla being used as a plate? And I can only assume (and hope) something delicious was going to be added to the jackets?

Cooking instructions from Matt "once you have cooked and prepared everything to be dryer than a Somalian drought, add a light sprinkling of dust to compliment"

Where's the rest of the meal, ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Tea Time by David

The in flight meal in business class of North Korea airlines

David - blink twice if you need help ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Mmmmm.....Grey eggs....yummy (said absolutely no one!)

“David! David! Dinners ready on the floor. Good boy. Good boooyyy. Yes you are such a good boy David “

This made my stomach bubble just looking at it

I’m not easily put off my food , but i wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole ๐Ÿซฃ.

Hhmmm baked beans next to Tuna ๐Ÿ˜ญ Hhhmmm boiled egg on Baked Potatoe ๐Ÿ˜ญ Not for me ๐Ÿคญ

Boiled egg is overcooked that's why it's grey outside the yolk.

Old Mother Hubbard could've made a better meal with her empty cupboard

Boiled that egg for a week

Them eggs are as spoiled as my nanns.

Difficult to accomplish 6 types of wrong with only 5 core ingredients but, somehow, our David has managed it.

Dave .. your presentation needs a bit of work

The boiled egg on the jacket potato, the tuna mixing with the beans, I just don't know what drives a human being to commit such a crime

Back of the cupboard dinner.

The egg and potato, both look like they died a decade ago! I'd of used the beans and cheese to bury that culinary disaster. As for the egg, it needs sending off to a culture lab to identify it

I must admit David, this is the sort of random meals I often do, I would have added lettuce and sliced cucumber for a bit of colour contrast, cheese looks amazing, is that Tuna Mayo?

Salad Cream Booty by Paul

Recipe, please

Technical question from us gourmet recipe collectors - do you serve these 3 slices individually? Or stacked as a triple but with no top? Or do you add a fourth slice as a top but with no slalad cream? Or do all 3 of these slices get a top of their own?
Asking for a friend who is searching for the illusive Michelin Star accolade

Missing the butter, be perfect otherwise. Loved salad cream on bread and butter growing up

That bread is going to be drier than Tutankhamen’s flip flops.

I love a salad cream sandwich so it's a 10/10 from me!

I love the way the salad cream glides effortlessly from one slice to the next

I wouldn't know whether to eat that or nail it to the wall in the Tate Modern

There are two things wrong with this - the white bread & the salad cream ๐Ÿคฎ

Could you please post the recipe as my mother and father inlaws are coming for dinner and I would dearly love to serve up this marvellous creation.

Arguably the most revolting thing I've ever seen. Salad cream belongs in the bin

Love a salad cream sarnie

Could have at least buttered the bread first ๐Ÿคฃ

I used to have that everyday when was a kid I loved it but with butter to ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Yak. When we were younger my 2 brothers used to eat salad cream sandwiches or tomato sauce sandwiches. I hated the smell and still do.
Can’t even stomach salad cream. Makes me retch if I taste it

Think I'll save this for a celebration meal....something classy and exclusive!

Mmmmm, lovely but needs dome slices of raw onion to make it special! ❤️

The detail is outstanding, but you've made it far too complicated.

Put some chips on it and it's perfect

Need some cheese & pickled beetroot with that

There is not a single redeeming quality about this.

That bread looks borderline stale lol

Very creative! how do you think of these delicacies, I’m curious to know?

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