Sunday, July 1, 2018

July 1: International Joke Day


According to Brett’s list, today is (amongst other things that it is) . . .

1 July
International Joke Day
Created by Wayne Reinagel in 1994:  "I made this day July 1, because the year was officially half over and I then used it to promote my joke books".
It is suggested that one use the day to tell a joke or two, relay some, watch something funny, perhaps even go to a live standup performance. 
I will get the ball rolling with the following: 

Has anyone else wondered if there are Jehovah's bystanders who did not actually see anything? 

Proof that women do things just to start an argument: 

My missus rang me at work today and said "I've not had time to start tea, do you fancy going out for some?” 

"Yeah, that sounds good," I replied. 

When I got home from the restaurant, there she was, sat at the kitchen table with a face like thunder. 

A really sad incident happened st my local church. Somebody broke in and vandalised all the musical instruments. 

It was a real shock. And on top of that, the vicar passed away almost as soon as it happened. Cause of death? 

Organ damage. 

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. 

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him. 

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. 

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." 

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" 

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse."

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