Thursday, March 19, 2020

More 2 sentence horror stories

There’s something about these 2 sentence horror stories that makes you want to read more, even though they’re macabre and horrible. Much like rubber-necking as one drives past a motor vehicle accident.

Some of the ones below might be regarded as sick, but then you should see the ones I didn’t include.

Some of them also remind me of episodes of The Twilight Zone.


Or not.

One other thought . . . Perhaps in the context of what the world is going through at the moment, these stories may not be as horrible as the reality we are now daily experiencing.


She wondered why she was casting two shadows.

After all, there was only a single lightbulb.


Growing up with cats and dogs, I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door while I slept.

Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling.


I just saw my reflection blink.


Working the night shift alone tonight.

There is a face in the cellar staring at the security camera.


I awoke to the sound of the baby monitor crackling with a voice comforting my firstborn child.

As I adjusted to a new position, my arm brushed against my wife, sleeping next to me.


There’s nothing like the laughter of a baby.

Unless it’s 1 a.m. and you’re home alone.


They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing.

He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.


Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth.

Silent, always smiling.


“We found your daughter,” the officer said as he drew an X on the map…

…and then he drew another, and another, and another, and another.


They say a shiver down your spine means that someone’s walking over your future burial site.

As my husband walks around outside gardening, the shivers won’t stop.


I had a dream I was being dragged to Hell, burning and writhing in agony.

I woke up with the doctor standing over me saying “Whew, we’d lost you for a few minutes”.


After the final push, I didn’t know what was more frightening.

The fact that my baby wasn’t screaming, or because the doctor was.


All I ever wanted was to be skinny like the models, so for my third wish, I told the genie I wanted to lose 50 pounds.

Did you know that one human leg weighs about 25lbs?


That awkward girl from high school turned out so smoking hot nobody recognized her.

She was only identifiable by her dental records.


I thought telling the genie “I want to live forever” was the ultimate win.

But the universe went dark 3 billion years ago, and I’m desperate for “forever” to get here.


I was video chatting and dropped my phone on the floor but as I picked it up, my husband’s face changed.

He held his hands to his lips as if saying to be quiet and, to my horror, he wrote: “There’s a man under your bed.”


I received a call from my doctor, verifying that the lumps on my chest weren’t tumours.

They were eggs.

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