Friday, August 19, 2016

Olympic spot

Some Olympic humour for Funny Friday (including a couple of reposts, but hey, it's every 4 years . . .)

A reporter in the Olympic village meets a man carrying a 3 metre-long metal stick and asks, “Are you a pole vaulter?” “No,” says the man, “I am German. But how did you know my name is Walter?

An American, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics but they haven't got tickets. The American picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "Jones, America" he says, "Discus", and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of pipe from nearby building works and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks. The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing."

I said to the wife last night as we were getting into bed, “That box of Olympic condoms arrived today. I think I’ll wear gold tonight.”

She said, “Why don’t you wear silver and come second for once?”

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